The TYPHOON Class ballistic missile submarine (SSBN) was designed in the 1970s both as a counterbalance to the US Navy's impressive Trident missile program and as a way of making the Soviet SSBNs more survivable by hiding them under the Arctic ice-cap. It was an instrument that could only play one tune. The center aisle of the cathedral was dominated by a colossal 20-tube organ which reached all the way up to the arching steel roof over sixteen meters above. In the event of being ordered to deliver the Devil's sermon, their congregation (probably the last people alive on the planet until they ran out of food and died like everybody else) would be protected in the two strong pressure chambers which enveloped the pews on either side. His enemies called these monumental structures TYPHOONs. These giant structures of steel and titanium would lurk in impenetrable Arctic bastions from where they could bring total destruction to the world. And so Brezhnev built underwater cathedrals to the demon-gods of Nuclear Armageddon. Paranoid and distraught, he sought a way to regain a mad equilibrium. One was called the Soviet Union and was led by a man named Leonid Brezhnev who learned through his spies that his submarines were not as good as his enemy's. But mankind was made up of two opposing factions who sought advantage over each other. For a time these sea monsters roamed the world's oceans ensuring an uneasy peace. Not content to rain death and destruction from the skies with his bombers, mankind invented I.C.B.Ms which could be hidden beneath the waves in giant submarines. Updated, originally posted 14th Sept 2014
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